Confessions of a Fanpire by Eddysgirl4eva, literature
Literature
Confessions of a Fanpire
Disclaimer: Emmett told me that if I don't say this that he will eat my dog. *Sob* I do not *sob* own *sob* Twilight. *sobs hopelessly, ruining keyboard*
"There! Happy now Emmett!?!" Emmett grins evilly with blood dripping down his chin.
"No! FLUFFY!!!"
A/N: I had a fantastic time writing this crazy little one shot crack fic. I came up with this at 2:00 A.M. with my friends. I think we were joking about the time that I jumped off a cliff (Yes! I actually have!!!) and were thinking 'What if the Cullens were there?' So I, the hilarious actress, was acting out the part where Isa is attempting to jump off the cliff. My friends, as
13 Things Jasper H. Can't Do by Eddysgirl4eva, literature
Literature
13 Things Jasper H. Can't Do
13 Things Jasper Hale is NOT Allowed To Do
1. Jasper Hale is NOT allowed to change Bella into a vampire.
2. Jasper Haleis NOT allowed to turn Simon Cowell into a happy, fun, sweet judge.
3. Jasper Hale is NOT allowed to dominate the world with happy emos.
4. Jasper Hale is NOT allowed to convince Emmett that he's a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World.
5. Jasper Hale is NOT allowed to make an army of newborn vampire fruit, and call himself Bunnicula.
6. Jasper Hale is NOT allowed to snap his fingers in Z formation.
7. Jasper Hale is NOT allowed to say "Oh no she di'nt" while snapping his fingers in Z formation.
8. Jasper Hale is NOT a
The Twilight Anthem:
The Brown, Tousled Hair
We pledge our love, to our Edward
Of the Olymic Coven of vampires.
One hotness, loved by all, unbeatable,
Whos much more gorgeous than you are.
Oh ,say! can you see by Breaking Dawns early light
What so proudly we loved at Twilights 8th chapter;
Whose gold eyes and brown hair, he sparkles in light,
Lifted high by his charming smile and sweet laughter?
And the stars over head; his eyes no longer red,
Gave proof through the night that Edward will always be there:
Oh say! does that smile still dazzle me?
With Edward we shall always be safe and free.
Why
Why, why, why me
This I will never see.
They say lifes not fair.
I would never dare
Not think that way.
Lifes not fair.
Some people dont care;
They go through life so easily,
We wish we could be
Just as free.
Soon they will know
Their knowledge will grow.
If I could stop it, I would
But life goes on just like it should.
Why, why, why
Do we live, we love, and then we die.
For some I fear
Life is nothing but joyous cheer.
Can they ever see
The truths of reality?
What, how, why?
Question run through my mind
I search for answers
in the dark of night,
I try to find the light.
Will I ever know?
A World of My Creation by Eddysgirl4eva, literature
Literature
A World of My Creation
A World of My Creation
I look at the dark,
I see light.
I try to write.
Where do I start?
Creativity flows,
The story grows.
A world of my creation;
Try to find imagination.
People and places
Now familiar faces.
Figments of my mind.
None of them are real.
Ideas I cant conceal.
I need to write
Its something you cant fight.
Inspiration leads the way,
Guides you through from day to day.
A tragedy, a mystery.
I could go on all day.
The story is
Whatever you make it to be.
Friends
Youre like a sister,
Ive got your back.
No one understands me
More than that.
You are my friend
From now til the end.
We will be together
For now and for ever.
I trust with my heart,
My mind, and my soul
That we will be friends
Until we grow old.
OK. I was just stalling to finish reading Twilight when I wrote this. My mom would not let me read constantly, so I just went with writing about Twilight. Some of these only apply to Edwards screaming fangirls, like me. BTW. Just about every one of these has happened to me or my Twilight buddy. (vampirluvr-014@deviantart.com)
You Know You Are Too Much of a Twilight Fan When...
1. You cry/scream/jump for joy because you are so into the story.
2. ...and your family claims you are psychotic.
3. You claim Twilight is the only joy/love in your life.
4. You throw your popcorn at the Twilight movie screen, yell, "That wasn't in the book,