Twilight Fan

OK. I was just stalling to finish reading Twilight when I wrote this. My mom would not let me read constantly, so I just went with writing about Twilight. Some of these only apply to Edward’s screaming fangirls, like me. BTW. Just about every one of these has happened to me or my Twilight buddy. (vampirluvr-014@deviantart.com)

You Know You Are Too Much of a Twilight Fan When...

1. You cry/scream/jump for joy because you are so into the story.
2.  ...and your family claims you are psychotic.
3. You claim Twilight is the only joy/love in your life.
4. You throw your popcorn at the Twilight movie screen, yell, "That wasn't in the book," and get kicked out of the movie theatre---repeatedly.
5. You forget the difference between the actual book and the excessive amount of fan fiction you read.
6. You write your monarchy report about the Volturi.
7. Every piece of art you create contains blood, teeth, dead wolves, or anything to do with Twilight.
8. Whenever someone says, "Look, sparkly!" you scream, "Edward! I knew you would come for me!"
9. You chase after every silver Volvo that you see.
10. You start believing that you are turning pale and cold because you are a vampire and NOT because it is winter.
12. ...and that the circles under your eyes are NOT from you choosing Twilight over sleep.
13. Your heartbeat flutters and comes to an abrupt stop when Robert Pattinson first appears as Edward in the cafeteria at the beginning of the movie Twilight.
14. You throw glitter on your boyfriend, buy him a Volvo and vampire fangs, and pay people to pretend they are the Cullens just so that you can have your own Edward.
15. You get a life-size cardboard picture of Edward for your room so that he can watch you sleep.
16. Your music track consists of Stephenie Meyer’s Twlight writing track and the music from the Twilight soundtrack.
17. You multitask by writing Twilight fanfic, while listening to the soundtrack, with one of the books sitting next to you for when you get stuck, and eventually will do this next to the tv with the DVD in.  (I have tried this, it is so much fun.)
18. Everything you write has something to do with Twilight. (i.e. your Spanish homework story is about a girl named Isa from Phoenix who is a new student that becomes friends with a pretty,tiny girl named Ali. Which I did write about actually.)
19. You walk up to Robert Pattinson (which is very unlikely for you to do consciously) and say, "Bite Me."
20.You read/write fan fiction of things like this.

P.S. Would you rather be in love with a gorgeous vampire that lusts for your blood or a flea-ridden mongrel that needs a haircut? ~Eddysgirl4eva

Disclaimer: Emmett told me that if I don’t say this that he will eat my dog.*Sob, sob, sob.* I do not *sob* own *sob* Edward Cullen. *sobs hopelessly, ruining keyboard* “There happy now Emmett.” Emmett grins evilly with blood dripping down his chin.
“Fluffy!!!!!”

I wrote this. However, many thanks go to the few DA writers that creatively supported me in this (ok only one submitted suggestions, but if you have an idea submit it and I might add it.: )
Vampirluvr-014  = wrote the-so true- numbers 14 and 15.

                                         TEAM EDWARD FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!