Confessions of a Fanpire Disclaimer: Emmett told me that if I don't say this that he will eat my dog. *Sob* I do not *sob* own *sob* Twilight. *sobs hopelessly, ruining keyboard*
"There! Happy now Emmett!?!" Emmett grins evilly with blood dripping down his chin.
A/N: I had a fantastic time writing this crazy little one shot crack fic. I came up with this at 2:00 A.M. with my friends. I think we were joking about the time that I jumped off a cliff (Yes! I actually have!!!) and were thinking 'What if the Cullens were there?' So I, the hilarious actress, was acting out the part where Isa is attempting to jump off the cliff. My friends, as usual, thought it was absolutely hysterical! So before sleeping, I got on my laptop and wrote some of this. I absolutely ADORE this and I still can't believe that I actually wrote it. So I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it!
Explanations by EdwardExplanations
Edward and I were laying in our meadow. It was a beautiful, sunny Saturday morning. (As usual, it was nothing compared to my Edward. ) Victoria was dead and I was enjoying my human life with my gorgeous vampire fiancée and loyal werewolf friend.
So. I began, If vampires are real. And so are werewolves. Then are the other myths real too. I was shocked that the monsters of nightmares were actually real. Although, most of them were not really monsters. I still had to know how oblivious (or not) we humans are.
Edward sighed at my ignorance. There are a lot of myths. Which ones do you have in mind?
Umm. De ja vu. Where did that come from?
Edward smiled. Vampires.
Let me finish, Bella. Edward said calmly. He smiled may favorite crooked smil
AnonymousTruth or fantasy?
Fiction or reality?
A story you know?
Or one that will grow?
New and unknown.
Nothing could stop her
From sharing her stories,
Omitting her worries.
All she thinks and how she feels.
Unspoken, not shown.
Everything she hides.
Who she is, you cant decide.
Or just so shy?
The real her you never knew.
Is this hers?
Is it true?
This is real
This is her
This is the girl you never really knew
This is the side of her you never saw
You saw simplicity
She is complex
She has her own world
A world of Shakespeare
Of van Gogh
There, creativity is air
Talent is theirs
Many have joined
Im sure you know a few
They live all around us
Though in a separate world
Everyone who has seen it
Has joined it
A side of this universe,
She shares it with you.
The story grew.
The free bird she flew.
This poem recedes
To an end it seems.
Now that you know,
Completely and fully,
My World's Collide Ch. 3Fangs POV
Aqua! Nudge squealed happily. Oh, Aqua. Maxs best friend. They used to be inseparable. Before she disappeared, of course. The one whos hair was permanently tinged green and always wet from swimming.
Wow, Aqua. The last time I saw you was eight years ago. I said, incredulously.
I know! What are yall doing here in Georgia? Last thing I heard on all yalls blog was that yall were heading towards Dr. Martinezs house. Aqua said with the Southern drawl shes picked up.
You read my blog. I said, shocked. I hoped I wasnt blushing. Id had a crush on Aqua before I even liked Max. A really big, obvious crush.
Woah. Fang. You look um not like you used to. Aqua said, blushing also. I thought I actually blushed some more as I noticed her stammering.
My World's Collide Ch. 2This is just another Maximum Ride/Twilight fanfic. However its by me!
Disclaimer: I dont own Maximum Ride, Twilight, any characters, its plot, blah blah blah you know. You have already heard it so I wont waste ur time. However, I do own Aqua (who is supposed to be me.) and this plot.
So good. Ravioli, cookies, Apple Jacks. I am in Heaven. Gazzy said.
Why cant Max relax? We have food, a place to sleep, showers, internet access. Fang thought.
She thinks its too good to be true that the Voice just led us here.
Oh. Fang thought in his usual way. (He never has much to say.) I am so glad we got a place to say,
I thought happily.
Hold on, the window is open, since when have I left it open. Someone thought, as Iggy put a finger to his lips telling us to be quiet. Max tapped twice on the arm of her chair me
WHY AM I TEAM JACOB?
1. real men don't sparkle
2. vampires are over rated
3. werewolves don't get enough love
4. Edward doesn't walk around half naked
5. Native American guys are hot
6. Jacob is fluffy
7. wolves kick ass
8. I can take the heat
9. I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf
10. I'd rather have a cuddly space heater than a giant sparkly rock
11. Jacob doesn't watch you while your sleeping
12. Jacob would take you cliff diving
13. Jacob is ANIMALISTIC
14. he does it DOGGIE STYLE
15. Jacob isn't an overprotective stalker
16. He's not a giant ice cube
17. If you were in danger, he wouldn't run away to keep you safe, he would stand and fight
18. dogs are people's best friends
19. you wouldn't have to change to be with him
20. to many people are obsessed with Sparkle Man